It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt. The zoo is not very busy this morning …

Morris came home and found his wife Sadie crying. She said, "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you''re having an affair with your secretary. Why would you do that to me? I''ve always been a good wife. I''ve cooked for you, raised your children, and have …